I spent a couple of hours laying out by the condo pool. My face is now soaked in aloe vera like some sort of green, soothing money-shot has coated my face. I look up the UV index on Weather.com, as though I know what the fuck a UV index is and how it may pertain to my tanning experience. By the way, it's 80 degrees right now in Troutdale with a UV index of 2.
Scoping Star Wars Episode III on imdb.com and while Jar-Jar Binks is back in the film (hopefully to meet a tortured, painful death), James Earl Jones appears to have been tapped to voice Darth Vader again. Fucking sweet... fresh Vader in 2005. One more reason to go on living.
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Did they mention how Hayden Christensen makes the transformation from a whiny little teenage girly-boy into an eight foot tall cybernetic sith lord with the voice of a black asthmatic man?
Just curious.
Oh yeah - and a higher number on the UV Index means that your annual summer transformation into Ray Liotta will occur more swiftly than usual.
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