GOOCH:out on his best behavior.
Friday, July 30, 2004
My friend sells shoes at Nordstrom's. I ordered some shoes from him and I'm wearing them for the first time. They're heaven. It feels like underage Vietnamese prostitutes are massaging my feet. This is so awesome. I'm three beers into the evening. I'm wearing my gayest shirt yet. I'm sure it will get me laid, though. I'm hanging out with, like, three or four ex-girlfriends tonight. Instead of "A Christmas Tale" it's "A Gooch's Tale" featuring the ghosts of vagina past. I've been warned by a few to not get drunk and "be a dick" tonight; I think I'll refrain. How can I be a dick in a shirt this gay?
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