My last afternoon in Reno I decided to have a good dinner and eat whatever I wanted for a meal. I went to the fitness center in my hotel and no one was there. I guess that's because only a fag would work out in Reno at 6pm. There are two TVs in the gym and it happened to be that Scarface and Casino were showing on two separate channels. I was on the treadmill watching both movies at the same time. If you'd replaced my water bottle for a Red Bull-vodka and the treadmill for a blow job... I'd have been the happiest man alive.
Stripper economics: How come in Reno I can give a stripper a dollar bill and in exchange she rubs her $3000 tits all over my unshaven face. Who the fuck is the guy who hangs out in the bathroom at the strip club and hands me a paper towel for the same dollar bill? I feel like saying "hey, do you know what I can get for that dollar no less than 20 feet away?"
I didn't actually go to a strip club this trip, but I this thought occurred to me for some reason.
Danny Bonaduce? I like him so much more now that he's slitting his wrists and shooting up on national television. KGB (do I know you?) left the comment about Breaking Bonaduce. I think it's the best show on television... especially for reality. I don't think it's bullshit either: he's genuinely fucking nuts. It's also edited and shot really well. I hope that the entire series comes out on DVD. Did I already talk about this show? Oh, man. I need a vacation from my vacation.
I'm really happy right now. I can't tell if it's genuine happiness or merely a drawn out manic episode from my bipolar disorder. Fuck it... I'll take happiness where I can get it.
2 comments:
You don't know me but lets just say we have a lot in common!I wish I was in Vegas right now!! But noo.. Just a little more east coast.. Fucking danny is the man I swear I can't get enough of his totally insane antics. There is no way that is acting!! If that was acting he would be the next fucking Lawrence Olivier!! He is totally fubar and it is great! Well gotta go take a xanax! Play some hold'em for me Gooch! $3000 tits? Now you got me in the mood for a nice hooker!
KGB
Just broke up with my girlfriend tonight.. Its sux I didnt want to do it, but I just can't trust her. I know there is something going on with her and some other guy. Its a strong hunch but I don't have proof. Some random guy called her phone and she make some stupid excuse promising me she didn't want him to call. I don't believe it.. Hope I made the right descision. Fuck it.. Can't trust anybody gotta take about 2mg of Xanax.. LaTerZ!
KGB
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