NEWS UPDATE 04.18.06:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawn. Seven pounds, seven ounces, 20 inches. Have Katie Holmes parents filed an Amber Alert yet?
"Hey Honey... our daughter and our turkey baster is missing!"
So Cruise and Holmes... okay, who are we kidding. So Tom Cruise named his first biologically born child Suri which means "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Persian. a little Goochonline research reveals that Suri also means "pickpocket" in Japanese, which is probably a roundabout yet accurate term for say... the entire relig-cult of Scientology.
Free personality assessment? I've got one for you, Tom: You're fucking nuts. Take a brochure.
Mission Impossible? Try Tom Cruise getting a hard-on in front of a chick.
My Birthday "Party" is this Saturday:
Montego's Strip Club.
21 and over.
15826 SE Division - Portland
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What do you mean Mission Impossible? His sex life is "spectacular". Seriously, what is wrong with this guy? It's like he's been brainwashed, oh wait, that's what's wrong with him.
Sorry, I can't make it to East County by this weekend dude. Even though I do love a good strip club party.
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Whoa, I just realized you totally ignored this.
Happy b-day, Gooch! Have a great day.
PLAAAAAH!
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The "spectacular" comment was a direct quote from Tom Cruise himself. He says this in his latest GQ magazine interview. He also says he can cure heroin addicts in three days. He also says he knew Katie was pregnant before she told him, "Cuz I notice things in people."
He was pretty open and willing to talk about his "spectacular" sex life and wonderful relationship with Katies, but he kind of clammed up when it came to answering questions about Galactic Overlord Xenu.
I was implying that Tom Cruise was brainwashed, not Gooch, he's just drunk.
Follow the "this" link. It talks about Tom's plans to eat the placenta and embilical cord. I swear I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
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