Monday, October 23, 2006

The lady at the hot dog stand told Greg and me that she went to an Ethiopian restaurant over the weekend. I'd heard of these places. I'm guessing the portions are really, really small. I didn't ask. A restaurant from a starving nation? They should do a Malawia themed restaurant where a Madonna impersonator snatches your kids.

I think I've said it before and I believe it's true that I know that I've fallen in the "Friend Zone" with a girl I'm seeing when she goes from calling me "John" to "Gooch." It just happened in an email. Fuck. It's funny that I have no intention on getting a girlfriend but I noticed that I've subconciously set my bedroom up as though a second person sleeps there. Dual lamps with individual dimmers, two nightstands. It's a drastic change to the layout of the room since I moved in three years earlier. Only thing left is a second alarm clock(?).

gooch:whatever.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and they're dropped from the air from UN Peace Keepers...

Anonymous said...

Damn youre funny. Ya know I think Africa needs a few images out there promoting itself. What images have we seen that doesnt show it to be filled with starving, civil war strifing, elephant poachers?

They need tourism is the worst way.