I have a new 42" plasma TV and the cable company for some reason gave me a cable box with all channels enabled for free. I have more television than I know what to do with and yet I still went out last night, got drunk and called myself and left a message. Here's a transcript of my apparent joke:
I chopped up and snorted viagra one day and my nose got bigger.
I told a friend what I'd done and he said "you're lying to me."
I said "How would you know?"
He pointed to my nose.
It was then I understood the true meaning of irony.
It's kind of funny... weird. Who wakes up in the morning, checks his voice mail and gets a message from themselves. Well, apparently, this guy. I'm not leaving the house again.
goochout.
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