Real things overheard in restaurants/bars:
[Queen's We Will Rock You] starts playing (loudly) on the jukebox at a bar
Girl: Awesome! Good Billy Squier song.
Me: Actually this is Queen.
Girl: Really... oh right, it is Queen.
Man: Queen? I love Eddie Vedder.
Me: Who?
Man: Eddie Vedder.
Me: It's Freddy Mercury.
Man: Oh, well same first name.
Me: No... Freddy.
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[Woman eating at sushi restaurant, talking to her friend]
"My husband Bill and I don't eat red meat, so we ordered Chicken Cordon Bleu and just ate around the ham."
I assure you that the above conversations and excerpts thereof are true and actually heard by me. Stop the world, I want to get off.
gooch:the other red meat
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