Monday, August 13, 2007

From IMDB:

Hustle & Flow star Terrence Howard refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean." The Oscar-nominated actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them. He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."



I've employed the moistened towlettes at the crib for a couple years now. A girl I dated commented on them as she crawled into bed stating that she likes the towlettes because they [her words] "help me feel clean after taking a shit."



I wonder if Terrence Howard is dating classy girls like that?

Speaking of outer southeast Portland strippers, I'm working this Saturday, August 18, at Montego's as a strip club DJ.

Again.

Montego's - maps.google.com
15826 SE Division St, Portland - (503) 761-7293
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