Alcoholics are funny. They can be complete degenerates one minute and preachy "recovering" assholes in some "program" the next. You can be drunk and snorting lines of coke off of a dead hooker in a strip club parking lot with someone and a week later you'll be hanging out with the same guy in the woods while he spouts about how "sobriety has freed him" and how great his life is and how he takes his life "one day at a time" and all you can think is "Hey, dickhead, shut up and start digging. This week-old dead hooker is starting to smell and she's not going to bury herself."
Gooch: founding member of the D-Generation.
I love that when I go to the store and buy three produce items with a net weight of... say... a pound, they always offer help out to the car. I bought a 90 pound shelf system today and they didn't offer shit for help.
Fuckers.
You see, D-Generation relates to X Generation or Y Generation, but when you say it, it sounds like degeneration. That's the joke.
goochout.
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