What a hot piece of ass! Oh, and Portia de Rossi, too.
At first I was intrigued about the Ellen Degeneres pet adoption, um, scandal. I mean it was kind of cool that a celebrity was made to follow rules regarding, well, anything. After reviewing the case (heavy research, like TMZ and Google) I think I'd rather Orlando Bloom get a breathalyzer after a hit and run than Ellen be punished for genuinely caring about animals.
Official Statement from Petfinder/Mutts and Moms
Moot petition to "Free Iggy"
More Ellen Crap
Marina Batkis, owner of Mutts and Moms receives threats!
The last headline fascinates me. Who the fuck is so pissed off that they'll burn a person's business down? Who cares about Ellen so much? The answer: Housewives who sit at home all day watching daytime television. Housewives burn dinner, they do not burn buildings. Batkis should have a pesticide sprayer airplane filled with Bon Bons shower the area suburbs with the chocolatey goodness to keep threats at bay.
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