ABC News: It Wasn't the Sex; Suspicious $$ Transfers Led to Spitzer
The story is written by Brian Ross, who is clearly not in a relationship as he writes the following snippet in the article:
As recently as this past Valentine's Day, Feb. 13, Spitzer, who officials say is identified in a federal complaint as "Client 9," arranged for a prostitute "Kristen" to meet him in Washington, D.C.Oops.
I guess the story would be awesomer if the Governor of New York was banging whores while his wife stayed at home crying into a box of truffles and a glass of Ballatore. The truth is, Client 9 was complaining to a hooker mid-blow-job about how he was going to have to stay at home with his wife the next night.
I'm convinced that in most cases in America, even when you have tons of money, dignity, and respect to lose, fidelity still isn't an option. I guess if you have the ambition to be a major celebrity or hold a high office in government... chances are you have the ambition to fuck as many random chicks as possible.
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I imagine that Spitzer's wife is somewhat relieved that her husband simply fucks hookers and not trolling for twinks in bath houses. And what about that, anyways? If you're a full blown (giggle) pillowbiter and you want to have an affair... what the fuck is up with the public place sex? Do you want to get caught? Is getting a rim job in a rest-stop bathroom stall off I-5 really that much more gratifying than a Motel 6?
In an unrelated and really stupid side note, I hope that Governor Eliot Spitzer has a daughter who grows up to marry a gentleman with the last name "Swallows" and she hyphenates her married name.
Thanks, and good night Gresham!
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