Emotion is the worst sexually transmitted disease. -me
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CNN: Man torches BMW to protest high gas prices
That's dedication to a cause - torching your own car to protest the price of gas. I'm inspired. Later today I'm going to repeatedly slam a file-cabinet drawer on my dick to protest the high teen pregnancy rate. That'll show 'em!
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Heath Ledger is getting great reviews for his performance in Dark Knight. Yeah... like anyone in their right minds would bash him. Death in your prime is truly the best career move ever.
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Where's my file cabinet...?
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