It's also wise not to mention that you're friends with almost all of your ex girlfriends.
It's also smart to never, ever, mention that I have this website.
I'm not Muslim, but a few of my friends are. The Muslim rite of Ramadan occurs this month. This means that they can't eat during the day (sunrise to sunset). In a way to show solidarity with my Muslim brothers, I've given up lunch this month. It helps that Gregster (lunch buddy #1) is out of town for a while. Between me not eating lunch, Greg being out of town, and Alex (my Muslim lunch buddy #2) not eating - the entire sushi industry in Portland may take an ugly downturn.
I'm not Muslim, but a few of my friends are. The Muslim rite of Ramadan occurs this month. This means that they can't eat during the day (sunrise to sunset). In a way to show solidarity with my Muslim brothers, I've given up lunch this month. It helps that Gregster (lunch buddy #1) is out of town for a while. Between me not eating lunch, Greg being out of town, and Alex (my Muslim lunch buddy #2) not eating - the entire sushi industry in Portland may take an ugly downturn.
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I decided to consumate McCain's selection for VP with a good, you know, tug. Then I realized that Sarah Palin sort of looks like my ex's Mom. Made the whole setting weird. Resorted back to internet porn. Then wept.
Gooch:Out
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