I just caught wind of a new Stallone movie called "The Expendables." It's slated to star Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, and others. I'm not saying that I smell Oscar. I mean, I smell something. However, can you think of a better movie into which you would sneak in a flask with some friends? I cannot.
I went to the gym this morning, despite not having any time to do so. I went on IMDB and found out that I've been cast in "The Expandables." It's a semi-action flick. I haven't been on a scale, but I'm guessing that my weight is reaching my high score on Pole Position.
Wow, I'm fat and old.
Kill:me
gooch:out
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