Only in Oregon

MyWay News: Ore. man loses earlobe in dispute over parking spot

I'm so fucking proud to be from Oregon. If it's meth, a domestic dispute, a pedophile(ish) politician (we've had more than one), a shitty sheriff, a cult, or a school shooting, there's a good chance it's happening in Oregon.

Happy 150th birthday, Oregon. In the family of States, you've managed to become the Old Spice/Wild Turkey smelling Uncle at the family reunion who keeps staring at his niece from 100 yards away because that's what the restraining order mandates.

goochout