Thursday, October 15, 2009

I Heart Meghan McCain


Cleavagy cravings for a Father's attention make me happy.
John McCain was a tortured POW for like a year or some shit. I would endear waterboarding for two years if I could just have one Viagra and booze fueled night with a somehow muted (I just got my ball-gag back from the shop) eldest daughter of the presidential loser, Meghan McCain.
You see, John McCain: you lost your chance at the presidency to a black guy and your daughter lost all respect for you. What's next, guest appearances at Scores? Book signings of your daughter's first book: "Daddy Let Me Down and Now I Suck Cock on Film for Money... a Memoir."
Back to work.
goochout


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