Tweet/Facebook update that didn't make it::

I'm not going to pine for you while you pine for someone else, so I'm afraid you're going to have to ride the pine.

Fuck, I hate being fat. I have a calorie counter on my Palm Pre. I'm eating Egg Beaters and vegetarian sausages for breakfast. Low carb ketchup? I fucked it. Elliptical trainer, personal trainer... all so that I can remove "morbidly" from my obesity status.

It's a misguided effort. I mean, I think the heavier I was, the hotter chicks I got. I'm going over the records, the charts, solving for ex... yep: fatter equaled hotter.

John Gallucci and girlfriend: 2030

I am shying away from my Microsoft loyalty to recommend that everyone use Firefox. If you blog, fileshare, look at porn... Firefox is so much less likely to allow you to get infected with spyware/viruses. I've taken the Pepsi challenge. If you go to PirateBay.Org and start searching through pages, you will get infected. Firefox? You might get an annoying page redirect but the computer will not suffer permanent damage.

Does anyone read this site anymore, or is it just the stupid Facebook/Twitter phenomenon. Has my lust for a short term attention span audience sent readers elsewhere? (I haven't read the hit counter for this site lately, so I have no idea).

Off to work. Salaam, bitches.

gooch:out