Sunday, December 06, 2009

The Goochberries Taste Like Goochberries!

Tiger Woods fucked a girl that still uses MySpace? Nasty.

I DJed again last night. This time I figured out that the "automix" that Virtual DJ's software uses makes less mistakes than I do. So, I plugged in my new disco ball, set up the music, pushed 'play' and drank my own weight in wine. I'm more of a computer guy than a DJ, I've decided.


If it seems like I ignore the site, don't forget about the "tweets" on the right. It's a shame that the fact that almost all of my tweets use exactly 140 characters goes unnoticed. That's almost like haiku precision. Also, they're seldom about me personally. I try to keep everything I write more about pop culture or any shit unrelated to me. The secret to any successful blog is to remember that no one really gives a shit about you or what you're doing or what you've been up to.


That won't stop this post from being written. I've been on Facebook a lot. Facebook serves two purposes: to keep you posted on what your friends are up to, and to see how absolutely fucking illiterate your friends are. I mean there's "to," "too," and "two" - they're not interchangeable. People have no idea... I don't think they know there's more than one version. They just picked one "to" at the age of twelve and ran with it into adulthood.


I'm skipping around a bit; I apologize. I think I drank until my brain became smooth last night. The night before I stayed in and watched TV. I saw a Dane Cook comedy routine. He said something to the effect of "This girl was so nasty that her crabs had herpes." That's funny.


Going to try not to drink this week. Lay low, get shit done. I always say that and then some "special" event materializes. It seems the criteria for "special" events are pretty lax. I need to work on that a bit.


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