Tanith Belbin: She makes the act of watching ice dancing not quite as gay as blowing your football coach. It's still close.
It's spring again. I've begun what women call "nesting." I've set up video streaming to the living room and the bedroom so that I can watch pirated movies immediately after they've been shoved through my torrent client. I've also moved my mini fridge back into the bedroom and filled it with boxed white wine (easy to dispense), beer, wine coolers, bottled water, and Gatorade. I love the bedroom fridge. Now, when a girl asks for water in the morning, I don't have to walk all the way downstairs to the kitchen. Also, I won't get yelled at when I try to get water from the bathroom (closer to the bedroom). Now all I need is a bus ticket dispenser ("be sure to validate that thing at the Max station!") or one of those RadioCab direct-call phones like they used to have in bars and I'll be set.
Shalom, bitch.
gooch
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