Friday, February 26, 2010

There's more than one way to kill a boner...

Depression and suicide are nothing to joke about. Having said that, here are some Facebook updates I didn't publish due to poor taste:

"Andrew "Boner" Koenig committed suicide. I wonder how he killed himself. Maybe he doused himself in whiskey. After all, whiskey has killed many of my boners."

And you can fill in the semi-comedic blanks with anything that stifles an erection:

"Andrew "Boner" Koenig committed suicide. I wonder how he killed himself. Maybe he had a girl ask him for a commitment. Commitment, after all,  has killed many of my boners."

Laughs-ahoy!

On my way to an awesome weekend. I'm going to handle a few basic chores and handle a few basic bill payments. A couple parties, a workout, barbecue, booze, and a few naps. These are what keep me, the King of all Mediocrity, happy.

Shalom, bitches.

goochout.

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