Depression and suicide are nothing to joke about. Having said that, here are some Facebook updates I didn't publish due to poor taste:
"Andrew "Boner" Koenig committed suicide. I wonder how he killed himself. Maybe he doused himself in whiskey. After all, whiskey has killed many of my boners."
And you can fill in the semi-comedic blanks with anything that stifles an erection:
"Andrew "Boner" Koenig committed suicide. I wonder how he killed himself. Maybe he had a girl ask him for a commitment. Commitment, after all, has killed many of my boners."
Laughs-ahoy!
On my way to an awesome weekend. I'm going to handle a few basic chores and handle a few basic bill payments. A couple parties, a workout, barbecue, booze, and a few naps. These are what keep me, the King of all Mediocrity, happy.
Shalom, bitches.
goochout.
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