Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Kim Kardashian is a Fucking Puke

The only thing KK has ever, ever done worth watching. Okay, that I've watched. More than once.

I've had enough of this broad. If you took away her famous accessory-to-murder-ala-OJ-lawyer-now-burning-in-hell Father, she'd be a stripper in a shallow grave somewhere. She's so fucking annoying. She has a sex video. She has a sex video where a guy pisses on her. How do you date a chick like that? Seriously, I know that I'm sitting alone in a condo beating off until my bedsheets look like someone melted a candle on them, but at least I have some fucking dignity. I could never date a girl that has a publicly available video of some dude pissing on her. She doesn't even seem to be that good in bed.

So Reggie Bush gets his time to shine after winning the SuperBowl and during an interview, this bullshit occurs? Like anyone watching the game gives a fuck about what a Kartrashian has to say? You can see her and her famewhore mother lurking in the background like little fame vultures. Oh, my God. Are there no more murdering cult leaders in the Los Angeles area available? Where's Susan Atkins and Leslie Van Houten when you need them? [Too obscure? Google it. Asshole.]

If you're bulimic and just finished a Thanksgiving dinner, fast forward to 4:50... and you're welcome.



She contributes nothing to the interview. If you think for two seconds about what she actually says, it's nothing - It's just her clamoring for attention wherever she can get it.

goochout.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Wait, she said she was gonna "quit her job". What the fuck is her job, aside from attention whoring?