Roger Ebert's Photo in Need of a Caption

My submission: "Every Blow Job's Worse Nightmare."

 

Roger Ebert's twitter feed occasionally posts photos "in need of a caption." I've submitted one so far and this is the second. I just want Ebert, a hero of mine, to acknowledge me. Here's the original blog/photo/submission page: http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/photos-in-need-of-a-caption/121-photo-in-need-of-a-caption.html

 

Unlike the parking garages in down town Portland, I take validation anywhere I can.

 

goochout.