The Classics Never Die...

...Just like my incessant use of the ellipses. And my incessant use of Marisa Miller to make my site more interesting. To male readers. And my penis. Mostly my penis. Although, my penis is illiterate. And by illiterate, I mean it's completely retarded. I digress.

From Facebook today (based on a blog post buried within this site (which popped into my awakening brain this morning):

On this day in history (2007): The girl whose feet were amputated during a freak accident on the "Superman Tower of Power" ride at Six Flags was given a lifetime pass to the park. Disappointment ensued when it was determined she was no longer tall enough for any of the rides.

Teefuckinghee!

goochout.