GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Oh yeah... Shouts out to the peeps at University of Michigan and Brandeis hittin' my shiznit. I have no idea what I just said, but if you're from one of those colleges, email me and let me know what a real college feels like.

Oh... I only received ONE possible death threat this week. If you're looking to assassinate me, I'll be at the DFiVE9 show tonight:

Friday, February 15th - The Meow Meow - 527 SE Pine Street - Portland, OR 97214 with Inflikt, Syx, Five Foot Thick - All Ages, 9PM, $7 at the door, $2 off with flyer