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Bob Greene's brother, Red would not comment on the columnist's issues when contacted by GoochOnline. He did say, however: "If the women don't find you handsome, for God's sake don't let them find you in a hotel room with a teenage girl." Words to the wise.

Red Green
Oh, yeah: I get that the last names don't jive.
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I'm pretty tired of duct tape jokes, but RG makes me laugh at them just the same.