GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

I went to four (4) stores last night in an effort to buy the movie Scarface. Four... and not one God damned retailer carried it. Fred Meyer (Kroger) didn't carry it. Circuit City didn't have it. The Wherehouse carries a good selection of porn, but I couldn't buy a copy of Scarface. Best Buy said they don't have it and don't have any on order, despite getting numerous requests a day for it.

You fucking assholes. All of you should line up so I can tea-bag you. I don't want to live in a world where someone can't go out and buy Scarface. I think the lack of availability for such a classic film can be attributed to the fact that Fred Meyer, Circuit Shitty, Whorehouse, and Best Try all HATE CUBANS AND ANYTHING THAT MIGHT PAINT CUBANS IN A POSITIVE OR GLORIFIED LIGHT.

You can buy every crappy Adam Sandler movie ever made, but a movie nominated for three Golden Globes can't be found anywhere. Scarface is actually harder to find than an employee to help you at the shitty, punkass stores listed above.

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. But no matter how much money, power, and women you have; you still can't find a fucking copy of Scarface in a store in Portland.