GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Without any real structure in my life, I've found that putting together a list of things to do, or a schedule, greatly improves my efficiency. It's not easy entering early retirement at 28. There's sweater suits to buy and episodes of Matlock to watch. Unfortunately, my pile of dead presidents won't stack itself.

...And repeat. It's a shallow, meaningless existence. However, it's my existence and I sorta dig it.

Where's my pants...