I've got the solution for teen pregnancy. Actually.. any pregnancy. Fedora hats and trenchcoats. Since before I was in high school, the fedora and trenchcoat have been erroneously associated with rebelliousness and independence. I've unerroneously associated them with geeks, nerds, Dungeons & Dragons, and never getting laid. I see you bastards downtown with your headphones on, presumably listening to The Cure and thinking about where you're going to buy your next 10-sided die. Think about where you're going to meet a chick. Plan now so you can get laid by 35.
Word. I just completed my first bootleg DVD using a program called DVD Shrink. Check it out, yo.
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