I keep having a feeling that I'm going to wake up next to Cheryl at our apartment in Parkrose and say:
Me: "wow... I had the weirdest dream."
Cheryl: "What was it?"
Me: "You and I broke up, I got laid off... I bought a condo in Wood Village."
Cheryl: "Where's that?"
Me: "Who knows? Anyways, I sold my Subaru..."
Cheryl: "Yeah right."
Me: "No, I sold the Subaru, moved to Wood Village, worked as a bouncer, DJed a strip club, started a computer consulting business..."
Cheryl: "But you don't like computers..."
Me: "I know. Anyways, remind me not to eat Mexican before bed again."
Life can be very unpredictable, indeed.
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...and they liver happily ever after...
Man, you better not wake up. I'm liking this dream just fine, thank you!
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