A verbatim quote from a text message I received last night. Actually, I'll print what I sent via SMS (asking what time I should show up to help this person move), and after that, the response:
GOOCH:
Subject: Moving tomnorrow?
Body: Still? What time?
Girl For Whom I Was Going To Ditch Work and Help Move:
Fuck off u god dam flake learn 2 do shit u say ur goin 2 do i
dnt and wont deal with peep sayin their goin 2 do somthan
lose my number and get lost
I guess I didn't call her back one morning last week. All of the misspellings, including mine were directly from the text message logs on my phone. I responded to that message with the following regarding a planned trip to the Coast:
GOOCH:
Subject: Casino
Body: Are we still on for the 3rd then?
God Dammit! She's probably going to remove me from her Top Eight on MySpace. The humanity!
I went out for drinks with a friend last night and ended up sleeping in the office where I work (on my kickass hideabed) so that I could deliver a computer and, since I don't have to help move today, work with Gregster.
iamgoochbitch.
out.
1 comment:
You seriously need to find better friends. And I use the term "friend" loosely...... Where do you find these people????
Kelli
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