Getting all sorts of props from Gregster's blog. Sweet.
Verbal Exchange of the Week:
Girl: I think I'm going to get a kitten.
Me: Why?
Girl: I just want something soft and cuddly to hold on to and love.
Me: Maybe you should get a soft and cuddly counselor.
Girl: I did. We were working on my abandonment issues and he keeps rescheduling our appointments.
Me: [laughing at the irony]
I've managed to catch the first two episodes of South Park this season. Holy shit. It's still the funniest fucking thing on TV. Ever.
We've got Sirius Satellite radio here in Greg's office, but I've rigged my computer to the Sirius boom box so that I can listen to Dr. Laura. Two guys in the office walked up behind me and heard the radio; I felt like I got caught doing something dirty. I would have rather they caught me looking at porn.
All I've done this week is work, sleep, work out. All work and no play. Actually, all work has got me no play. The saying should be "all work means no lay."
goochout.
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