I really take issue with the new Fergie video, "Glamorous." The flashback scenes supposedly take place in 1994 where Fergie is either hanging out at a backyard kegger in East Lost Angeles or stealing food from Taco Bell. The video is apparently meant to serve as some sort of reflection of the artist's life growing up and the contrast between then and now.
So in the same year that Stacy Ferguson appears in an episode of Married With Children and ten years after she was in KIDS Incorporated, she's robbing Taco Bell? She's doing backyard keggers in East L.A. with a bunch of white chicks with multi colored headbands and black guys that can't dance?
But now she's hit the big time and she's in a private jet - actually two different jets during the course of the video; funny since she was thrown off a commercial jet last week for being too drunk.
Oh, and she "has money in the bank" and would "really like to thank" her fans, but the overly repeated chant of "If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home" is somewhat a slap in the face, don't you think? The chant doesn't even really make sense in the context of the song, but maybe she stole the line from an old rap song in the hopes that her stupid fans would repeat it to each other and create some sort of buzz. If you listen to the lyrics in any of her songs, they don't make sense - they're exercises in non-sequiturs.
If you ain't got no money take your big jaw home.
From what I've read, her entire album is comprised of loose remakes of other songs, one sampled so much that she stated in an interview:
"I'm going to get no publishing [royalties]," Fergie added with a smile. "I used too many samples! But I love that kind of thing."
No shit. She is also credited for being a writer of Black Eyed Peas "Pump It," essentially a rap over Dick Dale's Misirlou, a song made famous as the opening credit theme to Pulp Fiction. Her song "Fergalicious" is a ripoff of JJ Fad's "Supersonic."
She sucks. She needs to get a jaw reduction and talent implants. I hate her.
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Congratulations to Gregster on getting his new Toyota Camry Hybrid. I think I'm going to get a hybrid car just to see if it'll help me get blow jobs from hippie chicks. Maybe cruise the Wild Oats parking lot or something.
Heh.
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I am not a role model.
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Off to the gym.
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