Here's the new Britney Spears video. In the video she portrays a stripper as well as a patron at a strip club (the distinction being the outfit and the hair color). The video is obviously an allegorical study into Ms. Spears dualist existence as a club goer and a slut. If I begged and pleaded, I could maybe get her a shift at Montego's, where I sometimes DJ. She'd be the kind of stripper that bitches about what order I play her songs. I threw baby wipes (the ad-hoc shower of choice by strippers around the world) at the screen the entire time I watched the video. She keeps saying "Gimme More," I was just assuming she wanted a cleansing product. You know, because she's dirty. She should make a video of her taking care of her kids. It's pretty much what the entire world is craving from her at this point. More clothes, less Jack in the Box, more parenting, less Jack Daniels, more underwear, less driving.
Aww... remember when it was okay to jerk off to a 17-year-old?
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