GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

I woke up with some painful morning wood this morning. At 5pm I awoke from some bizarre dream of a completely nonsexual nature with a raging priapismesque boner and rushed to my porn machine laptop computer to relieve the painful situation but was too tired to even rub one out. I used my brain to think about non-boner inducing concepts like marriage, family, commitment, gainful employment, etc... and it went away. I ended up going to the gym and getting a decent workout.

I'll be freaking exhausted by this afternoon and tonight's New Years? Last year I made out with a strange girl in public, almost got into a fight, and drank at a bonfire kegger where I'm sure some of the attendees were not of age. I haven't lived like that since high school.

It is almost 8am. I just read the last blog and I apologize. Sometimes I type what I'm thinking at the moment whether or not it is relevant to you, the reader. I think the bumper sticker thing is important for you to know, because you'll be buying them from a website soon. I don't think that knowing I'm going to buy a tower computer (maybe if I rattled off specs or somthing?) will help you get through the day. Some of my paragraphs come from the "Who Gives a Shit?" department here at the Gooch Compound. It's the source of where everything I say to my girlfriend comes from as well.

Oh, and that Marlee Matlin reference... pretty obscure, eh? The movie idea is comedy gold. I'm thinking the Wayans Brothers should take it on.

Fuck, today is going to be boring.

Happy New Years. Comment to this post what your resolution is and I'll post it.

me:out


priapismesque?