Friday, January 04, 2008

I've decided that Tai-Chi was originally developed as a method of self defense against really slow attackers. I mean, if you're on the street and someone pulls a knife on you, gently bringing your crooked arm across your face while looking off to the horizon is going to get you stabbed quicker (if not just your ass kicked). If you get attacked in a nursing home, however, tai-chi is your best bet.


This punch is an effective Tai-Chi defense against attackers in wheelchairs.

Gooch-san: out

konichiwa, bitches.

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