My superior immune system has been fighting off the virus that all of you have been trying to give to me. I won't be brought down. My immune system is like my penis: small but determined.
Wait... I just got chills. Am I getting sick, or just reacting to a bad penis joke?
Is there any truth to the story that Heath Ledger used to stare at bottles of prescription pills and say "why can't I quit you?"
gooch sucks.
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