Tuesday, March 04, 2008

So Gary Gygax, co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons passed away at 69. This man out did the Catholic Church when it came to helping teenage boys preserve their virginity. Nothing dries up a girl faster than the sight of 20-sided die or a dude that calls himself a "DM." If Gygax was Muslim, he's probably been greeted by 72 virgins. What he didn't know was that it would be a bunch of high school boys that played D&D in the hallway during lunch.
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I'm working this Friday at Montego's.
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Are we even trying to pretend that reality shows are, in fact, reality? We wouldn't really watch vapid d-list celebrities go through a poorly scripted and staged life and call it amusement, right?

The Kardashian reality show (note that I don't even bother to look up the exact title) had an episode where a nanny was hired to help burn-victim-intheface-esque Olympic star Bruce Jenner with the kids. Or some shit like that. Anyway, the family discovers that the nanny dresses like a slut and it causes some chaos and almost a rift between the matriarch and Jenner.

The "nanny" they hired is a goddamned porn star named Bree Olson. So... what's the point? How contrived could the producers get that they have to create such stupid situations so the viewers can watch and see what happens? Stupid.

On a side note... Bree Olson is coming to Salem, Oregon this weekend to visit me (violating a restraining order I have against her). She's visiting a porn store to sign autographs.

Here's the clip from Kardashian's reality show:

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