Bareback Mountin' is the name of my next porn film. It's a multi location shoot; 1st unit will be in my bedroom, 2nd unit will be in my living room. It'll be tough marketing a straight porn movie with a title ripped from a really gay movie. I guess the marketing team will take care of that. I have to start interviewing midget wranglers. I had to fire the last one during the filming of Black Cock Down. I'm also working with OJ Simpson to cameo in a few episodes of my epic sports-porn series Fist and 10.
Busy times in the handicam porn industry, I suppose.
(I guess this is a glimpse into what my brain works on at 6am on a Sunday. A bit odd, I would say. Hey... why is this sentence in parentheses? It's just as important as the other sentences. Let me out! If I had a quoted statement, would that relieve me of this parenthetical bastille? "Four Score and..." son of a bitch! let me out of this. Alright then... racist!).
(goochout)
Fist and 10?
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