Ashley Youmans but now known as Ashley Alexandra Dupre...
You know her now (unless you're my fellow DJ, Wolfe) as the prostitute that fucked the Governor (and, ultimately, the State) of New York. If she's trying to get into a music career, picking a name as pretentious as that does not make for a good start. Over processing your voice doesn't help either. Unless you're Britney Spears or Sean Kingston. Somehow, they get away with it.
I'm getting pretty fucking annoyed with the sympathy for Eliot Spitzer by those who claim he "made a mistake." Spending $80,000 over six years on hookers is not a mistake. It's not like he woke up one morning wondering where his cash was and exclaimed "oh... that's right... I accidentally spent it on whores for the better part of a decade." It's not a mistake. People who do bad things choose to do them and regret them when they get caught. Or... they admit to doing bad things because they don't want to carry the burden of the guilt alone.
"I made a mistake" is simply a way for people who do bad things to plant the seed of doubt in their accusers' minds. It's as if we have this one part of our brain that we can't quite control and it gets blamed for everything that's done wrong. The only mistake Spitzer made was using a shitty alias and making large cash withdrawals. Oh, and getting out of state hookers to cross state lines to fuck him (Mann act)
Heh... if Spitzer gets indicted for transporting a woman across state lines for immoral acts, he could start suffering from Mann-act depression.
bud-dum-bump.
Good Night Gresham!
You know her now (unless you're my fellow DJ, Wolfe) as the prostitute that fucked the Governor (and, ultimately, the State) of New York. If she's trying to get into a music career, picking a name as pretentious as that does not make for a good start. Over processing your voice doesn't help either. Unless you're Britney Spears or Sean Kingston. Somehow, they get away with it.
I'm getting pretty fucking annoyed with the sympathy for Eliot Spitzer by those who claim he "made a mistake." Spending $80,000 over six years on hookers is not a mistake. It's not like he woke up one morning wondering where his cash was and exclaimed "oh... that's right... I accidentally spent it on whores for the better part of a decade." It's not a mistake. People who do bad things choose to do them and regret them when they get caught. Or... they admit to doing bad things because they don't want to carry the burden of the guilt alone.
"I made a mistake" is simply a way for people who do bad things to plant the seed of doubt in their accusers' minds. It's as if we have this one part of our brain that we can't quite control and it gets blamed for everything that's done wrong. The only mistake Spitzer made was using a shitty alias and making large cash withdrawals. Oh, and getting out of state hookers to cross state lines to fuck him (Mann act)
Heh... if Spitzer gets indicted for transporting a woman across state lines for immoral acts, he could start suffering from Mann-act depression.
bud-dum-bump.
Good Night Gresham!
1 comment:
yeah, you're "Spitzer-Swallows" line was way better than the "mann-act depression" line, but hey, nobody has winners all the time.
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