Birthday Party: Saturday, April 19, 2008: Vertigo: 4260 SE Hawthorne Blvd Portland, OR - 97214 (503) 234-2423
Reason #542 why not to get married.
She's... crazy!?
Here's the CNN story that made me search for this vid... HERE
Reason #542 why not to get married.
She's... crazy!?
Here's the CNN story that made me search for this vid... HERE
Tricia Walsh-Smith is 25 years younger than her now skewered husband, Philip Smith. Did he think he wanted her for anything other than his money? His fucking awesome looks? Listen, if you're lucky enough to bang a chick that is so much younger than you... don't marry her. It can't lead to anything good. If you're in your thirties for example, and you date a girl that's 20; don't expect the relationship to last past, I don't know, age 21.1. Young girls like to fuck lots of guys that are close to their age. Your old ass did not change that fact. You're a fluke. Bang a 20 year old... tell all your friends about it, (post a video of it on YouTube for all I care) then get the fuck away from her.
If you bang a 20-year-old stripper... get into a Delorean, go back in time, and find yourself in the bar an hour before the act, and say "NO... stop it... no..." hit yourself with a rolled up newspaper and drag yourself out by the ear. There are plenty of 20 year olds with father issues to bang. They're called baristas, college juniors, and waitresses.
Gooch:Out
Um... Tricia... call me if you want. You seem cool and I totally understand how that bastard husband of yours has destroyed your life. I so get your video! Lets get that son of a bitch together. I love you.
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