Tuesday, July 22, 2008


I'm BeatMan.

People.com: Christian Bale arrested for assault

Christian Bale allegedly beat his Mother and Sister. Finally... I mean I thought the guy could do no wrong. Hottest career in Hollywood, beautiful wife and kid, legions of adoring fans. It's amazing how the fates balance shit like this out. Now I'm waiting for news that Miley Cyrus... no wait - the picture issue. Okay: I'm waiting for the Jonas brothers to get arrested in an illegal dog-fighting match in rural Montana. That'll please me to no end.


Sure, Bale may be the best Batman ever, but Adam West never beat his family. And he was a star in the 60s, when beating the living shit out of your wife was, you know, trendy.

GOOCH:out

Who left the apology for not keeping in touch?

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