Wednesday, July 23, 2008

WBZTV: Driver charged with .491 Blood Alcohol Level

I guess .5 is considered, um, dead. He's not leaving me with much room to beat the record. I'm going to have to train (cue Rocky style training montage music) harder than ever before to prove that I'm the best of the best [Gooch leans forward in his chair, turns his baseball cap backwards - because it's like "flipping a switch" - cracks open a tall domestic can of beer and takes a drink. Fade to black]

goochout

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