Morning Wood...

Teagan Pressley: Porn Star

Staff writers from several dictionary publishers are camping outside the Mittleman Jewish Community Center soccer field to start writing new definitions for the words "pain," "suffering," and "fat." Wednesday night is the return to our preempted last season due to weather and structural damage to the field's inflatable dome structure.

Have an early to late day of work. It's one of those days that will last 11 hours but I'll be fed beer and food during the course of it, I'm sure.

Off to fight the war on malware, spyware, and brokeware. The latter is what I'll be if I don't get to work.

Peace, bitches.

goochout.