Prostitution should be legal.

Natalie Dylan is auctioning her virginity online to pay for college. Not a new story by any means. Some religious groups are trying to stop the auction, God forbid that the moral ramifications of such an auction weaves itself into the moral fiber of the nation at large.

Religious groups need to cool off on the whole prostitution thing. The cops too, for that matter. Prostitution is alive and well. I mean, when a man and woman are dating each other, blow jobs tend to happen on a somewhat regular basis. Once marriage and kids enter the scene, oh boy. It's going to take more than opening the door for your girlfriend or telling her that she "looks beautiful today" to get the hummer machine started. Oh no, no, no. Once the ring gets on the finger, those knees will cease to bend. I guaranfuckingtee it. The days of the spontaneous "I love you" blowjob will be done. The price of a BJ just went up. And why... because you agreed to commit to a lifetime with her, or you decided to bring another life into the world?

So what does get a wife to open wide and say "ahhhh?" Currency. Specifically, diamonds. And men do not give a shit where the diamonds come from. Cruelty free? Blood Diamonds? We do not give a shit. If a Ugandan mine worker gets his arm cut off so that I can get my balls licked, then so be it.

We're already paying for electing Bush, let's help fix things by simply paying for bush.

So indeed, there are many examples of some form of currency in exchange for sex. Whether it be a diamond ring or six cosmopolitans, some tangible item is always being traded for trim. Why then are groups and the police wasting their time on enforcing prostitution laws? There's too much of a fine line between legal and illegal prostitution.

We are in the worst financial times in eighty years. It would be a great time to allow an entirely new industry to flourish. What an innovative way to boost the economy. We're already paying for electing Bush, let's help fix things by simply paying for bush.

Wow, I wrote that.

By the way, ladies... I'm single.

Fox News: 22-year-old selling virginity online and Feds can't do a thing about it.

goochout.