Degenerates:
Yesterday turned out alright, as in it did not follow its trend of shit happening to me. Today is a new day: The cat's batshit crazy, the computer has come back from the dead like Jesus and/or Bobby Ewing. I had my mind on my money and my money on a drying rack yesterday. I spent it before it could get dry. That's how I do it.
I'm moving a shit ton full of data around on my computer and the process appears to be way slower than I anticipated. By my solar powered calculator, the porn will be moved off the G: drive and onto the X: drive in... wait, the calculator just says "November." This is either the best or worst free solar calculator ever. Either way, I'm going to try to put a copy of Windows 7 and a copy of Mac OS on my computer this weekend. Get me an extra hard drive and a bottle of anything. I've never watched porn on a Mac before. My goal is to be the first person to ever watch heterosexual porn on a Macintosh.
Wow... that last line is a tweet if I ever wrote one. You see... it's offensive to Mac users, and gays and lesbians. Yes!
Anyways, I'm going back to bed for CNN then hitting the gym. If I quantified the time I've spent writing blogs, Tweets, Facebook, whatever... it would depress the living fuck out of me.
Peace,
gooch:out
P.S: Don't think I didn't notice the "chard" typo on the previous post. I guess it's how a 'tard spells "chart." I don't know. Fuck... I hate typos.
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