Cracka... Please!

You see... I said "cracka" and not "cracker." As you may or may not know, "cracker" brings up a part of history that my people would like to forget. "Cracka" is okay if we call each other that. I use that word often in my rap music. Don't say "cracker." It's as offensive as saying "midget" to a little person.

Going to grab a drink. Low key is the name of the game as I look forward to a productive weekend. Well, I don't look forward to it... I just want to get shit done that needs to get done and it all piled the fuck up over the last two days.

I guess Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson are still together. I think it's great when a couple from the entertainment industry can maintain a relationship. They have twins together, in fact. Judging from watching her films, I'd say the kids weren't born so much as they drove a semi truck out of that high-mileage vag.

I was thinking about being Tito Ortiz and dating Jenna Jameson. I mean, if you're dating Jenna Jameson and you hang out with a group of her friends, would you even fucking dare ask one of her guy friends how they know her?

"Oh... Jenna and I worked together on "Please Cum Inside Me 15" and I accidentally didn't cum inside her. I actually decorated her face with my man goo. Long story short: she got pink eye. So how are the babies?"

That joke would have been funnier to me if she'd starred in something like "Analgeddon 15" or something like that. I forget that Jenna was a classy porn star. Whatever.




Shalom, fuckers.

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Happy Birthday, James Gandolfini.