Well, my girlfriend is completely embarrassed from my appearance last night on the Portland cable access "Jim Spagg show." A good indicator that I must have done at least a decent job. It was fun, as always. The producers said that they've never had that many female callers and one said that I brought "sex appeal" to the show. Yep. That's me... oozing with sex appeal. I watched myself after the show and goddammit, everyone knows that television adds 50-60 pounds. I need my own show. I need to lose weight. I need about two more hours of sleep.
I don't want to work. I just want to bang on the Roland SPD-6 electronic drum synthesizer with HPD-15 stand and optional pd-2 pedals all day.
Hey, i'm on day two of being without high-speed internet access. I feel like a smoker trying to quit. This sucks. I need my fix. I need a quick download of music, clip art, porn, whatever. Even those unfortunate kids in the Sally Struthers infomercials have ISDN. That's what I've heard, anyways.
In other news, there is an important event that everyone should attend tonight. Here is the email I received from one of the performers (who, by the way, also has appeared on cable access):
You are cordially invited to The Fall Kaleidoscope Of Dance starring Leylah and many other lovely bellydancers (including Mina) Friday, September 28th 7:30 PM Ararat Restraunt 111 NE M.L. King Blvd Portland, OR 97232 (503) 235-5526. Reservations are recommended; dining is encouraged.
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