Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Jury Duty? God... Dammit.

I actually had to set my alarm for the first time since my early retirement (unemployment). "Report to the Jury Room no later than 8am." I haven't seen 8am since I passed out at a party at 9am. I love that a huge part of our judicial system is comprised of jurors like me. People who either had nothing better to do for two days, or people too stupid to figure out how to get out of Jury Duty. Last time I was summoned for jury duty I completely spaced on it and never called and never showed up. There probably is no jury duty today. I'm going to show up and get the shit kicked out of me my the jury police for not showing honoring the last summons.

Judge not lest ye be judged. I'm gonna miss Regis and Kelly again!

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