GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Open letter to porn movie script writers: I can't believe that, in this day and age, porn movies still attempt to maintain a plot line. Some even go so far as to throw in plot twists and character development.

Character development? If I don't need to know a girl in order to have sex with her, I sure as fuck don't need to know her to jerk off to her. I think the Fast-Forward Button manufacturing industry is throwing money at porn film makers to keep the weak plots and bad dialog from the cutting room floor. Christ... I was watching some smut last night and this couple was throwing out quotes from Confucious, Socrates, etc... just stop it. Don't insult my intelligence. Or my fast-forward button

I'm meeting some people for happy hour this afternoon. My entire life is one big happy hour. Happy hour is a phenomenon in existence as an excuse for the working person to drink before going home to the spouse and kids. I remember the good old days when a spouse and kids were reason enough to drink.