GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Faces of Meth? Na... Faces of vodka.

Greetings from room 1411 at the Eldorado in Reno, NV. I guess my only complaint is that my limo reservation got fucked up somehow. My biggest concern is how I’m going to catch Sopranos and Entourage tonight. I haven’t watched TV yet, don’t know if I have HBO.

Wow, sounds gayer when I write it all out like that.

Interesting family dinner-time conversation topic #288: Gooch wants to have sex with Eva Mendez but not Eva Longoria. Your thoughts?

I went to a bar with video poker built into it and ordered a free bloody mary while I played Jacks or Better. It was the best bloody mary I’d had in a while. I popped a 20 into the machine and drank about four of those bad boys. The only drawback was that the bartender was one of those workers who was really busy and made sure everyone knew it and if someone walked up to the bar and tried to get his attention because he would just ignore them because “it wasn’t their turn.” He also explained to anyone with a cell phone the full five-minute explanation why they couldn’t use their cell phone at the sports book (where we were). I had to hear it three times. No one, seemed really interested and by the end of the diatribe regretted the day that Motorola rocked the first brick phone.

Am I buzzed right now?

Gooch Fun Fact #129: He has a stockpile of Viagra in his car and home. In the event of a natural disaster he won't have canned food or bottled water, but will have a boner.

I'm going to the gym in a bit. Need to get in shape and warm up for the night ahead. I have some more gambling to do. Maybe hit a bar tonight. I like Shooters because Dave Attell featured it on Insomniac. My friend Erik and I went there once when it was busy and the bartenders were hot and were buying us (and others, I'm sure) shots and then doing shots with us. It was the best bar (without nudity) ever. The bartenders passed out at around 4am. We decided they were closed at that point.

I’m here until Tuesday.

gooch:out